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Monkey pump by Brainacles November 15, 2020
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Rusty Grease Monkey
The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
Rusty Grease Monkey by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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monkey nigga
A monkey nigga is a wild ass, loud ass, no self control ass nigga, who always ruins the moment. Probably ruin the chances of you getting buns cause you brought him along with you to meet some females. (All grown ass women should hate monkey niggas)
monkey nigga by i<3pussy1996 April 1, 2015
evil monkey
Origination: Family Guy
A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...
evil monkey by Rockenreno May 31, 2004
monkey sheets
Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020
Monkey-Double-back-flip
Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.
Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
Monkey-Double-back-flip by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019
Menked
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"