Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 05, 2018

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Mom is the one person in the world who will ALWAYS know something up.Even if she acts oblivious she knows there is something bothering you.Cherish your mom, or your mom figure. ok cause you have no idea when you might lose her.

Mom i love you so so much. I will always love and cherish you.

by Nevaehlover2004 June 05, 2017

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A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 09, 2020

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Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 06, 2021

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The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 05, 2019

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