Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 5, 2018

Mom

Mom is the one person in the world who will ALWAYS know something up.Even if she acts oblivious she knows there is something bothering you.Cherish your mom, or your mom figure. ok cause you have no idea when you might lose her.

Mom i love you so so much. I will always love and cherish you.

by Nevaehlover2004 June 5, 2017

Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

Mom

A mother, aka mom

Mom

Shut up

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

Mom

Awesome lady that gave you life

Love you mom

by Cookie doh August 10, 2019

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 30, 2019