stupid ass mofo

A person (mostly a friend) who has done something that can be characterized as totally stupid but at the same time has a "mother fucker" aspect to it.

That stupid ass mofo has just come out of jail and robbed that liquor store.

by Sakibestina August 1, 2012

Mofolopian

(noun or adjective) 1. a. used to describe what we have all come to understand as a friend who doesn't want to go with you to the bar or sporting event or what have you. 2. a group of individuals around the whereabouts of Somalia, whose sole purpose it to commandeer water-borne vessels for ransom. 3. a seasoned gynecologist. 4. (verb) have sex so deep you hit the fallopian tubes.

1. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Let's go to the bar!
Don't hang out with that ugly girl! Get over here and watch the game you mofolopian!
2. Hey man! Don't be such a mofolopian! Leave my boat alone!
3. Hey doc! Leave my butt alone you Mofolopian!
4. Hey girl, I am going to mofolopian you and your hot girlfriend's fallopian tubes on this leather couch at my penthouse suite at the top of the MGM Grand Hotel.

by Somebody that knows Blake December 12, 2010

Moffatz

A slang word for the word "nigga." Coined by LeDarius Nixon of the Sandlot

"Yall Moffatz trippin"

by Chuck. N. Norris July 31, 2013

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

tae mofo

Not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.

Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"

Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."

Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"

Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"

by JT Amish April 10, 2010

Kate moffatt

A Kate moffatt (mo-fat) is not a common creature as it is in love with neon colours and baked goods. It usually has three friends and it's natural habitat is anywhere there isn't any light. Commonly fragile and mean, the creature skitters and shout at its victims at random times for indimidation. That's why it only had three friends. A goofy beautiful creature, a Kate moffatt, if tamed, is a worthy friend.

Example: I saw Kate moffatt last night, she yelled at me

by Erynnisdabomb1 January 25, 2017

T Moff

A heterosexual squid that likes to prey on on smaller white squids who’s only method of scaling the giant squid is to run away

Dude: look at that guy he is bullying all the little kids, all they ca do is run away

Dude 2: he is a T Moff

by Dog shampoo March 18, 2020