Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

dirty moffa

the act of shoving coffee beans down a woman's vagina and boning her vagina to crush the beans. thus making a delicious coffee.

person a: did that guy just pull of a dirty Moffa.

by black soup October 17, 2021

Ronan Moffet

Ronan is a great friend to have. If you meet a Ronan, you might just have a best friend for life! Ronan has always been there for me, ups and downs.

Ronan Moffet is my best friend

by REGGIE JACKSON!!!! November 29, 2021

Moffatt

An insecure individual who drives an unecassary large truck he never uses because he needs to feel manly and parks it like a cunt.
Most nissan titan drivers are moffatts.

I had to squeeze between parkin spaces when i got here because some moffatt blocked my door in

by TAFC September 2, 2015

Mofatcher

derived fromm motherfucker, is a clean and universally accepted term used in cases where you happen to be near somone you cannot swear near (Ex. grandmother, religious relatives, other authority figures, small children).

You are a mofatcher. Up yours mofatcher.

by Kostas October 21, 2004

mofofatso

A stupid fat fuck(and an extreme mother fucker)

Nathan is a mofofatso coz he eats too much stolen greece from the chippalippadingdong

by Liam G December 11, 2008

muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.

Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008