the act of having a party. the exact opposite of a sausage fest( too many weiners and not enough holes). In which there is an over abundance of holes. far too many for the few weiners to possibly penetrate all of them. A party were u inadvertently have sex with more than one hole at the same party in the same night.
god damn im spent, did u see how many bitchs were at that female mixer. I got busy with 2 or 3 of those hoes.
by joe appenfeldt April 9, 2008

rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.
That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!
by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004

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by catywhompus August 10, 2009

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.
Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.
by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

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by rump destroyer March 4, 2013
