Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

cheesy mittens

When you finger bang a chick with a yeast infection

Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens

by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015

Wicked Mittens

Sick, awesome, with the sauce

Those shades are wicked mittens my guy.

by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019