Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe

I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden

by LewB05 November 26, 2023

Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

misseltery

The word used to describe events involving mysterious missles flying out of the water off of the coast of California. Such events are often dismissed by offialdom due to embarassment of getting caught with their pants down.

Hey, did you see that strange missle that flew out of the water off of the coast of California the other day? That was quite a misseltery.

by downrodeo November 16, 2010

missalette

A "small missal," with prayers, readings, etc. for the Catholic Mass, usually published for use of a gathered congregation, at worship.

You can find the readings for each Sunday in the missalette, available in the pews.

by Michael Condon June 6, 2018

mistletow

Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.

I originally met Tiffany last December when she gave me a huge luscious "lips-to-lips" under da mistletow.

by QuacksO December 18, 2025