Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

Mississippi Shuffle by imthemostamazing January 1, 2010

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

Mississippi Sock Puppet by str84yahed August 2, 2016

Mississippi street light 

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

Mississippi street light by PollosHermanos April 7, 2017

Mississippi Sunrise 

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

Mississippi Sunrise by lance November 13, 2017

mississippi shoe shine 

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

mississippi shoe shine by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018

mississippi squirt 

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out

Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!

mississippi squirt by Feelnfly March 13, 2018

Mississippi spit in missy 

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

Mississippi spit in missy by Medicjeff February 1, 2020