miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

Miracle

A real treat to be around - a wonderful, caring, kind person who cares, almost to much, about her family and friends. She makes sure everyone has everything they need before they settle down themselves. To sum up - and absolute legend,

Here’s a miracle - My mum. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM! 🎂

by Obi - Wan Kenobi November 13, 2020

Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.

Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!

by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

meep-city miracle

A Hail Mary attempt from 99 yards out from Rising-Sun quarterback Styx, to Rising-Sun wide-receiver Schism to win the Ares-Kai vs. Rising-Sun Game 7.

IT’S A MEEP-CITY MIRACLE HERE IN NEW ENGLAND!

by nova1093 July 10, 2023

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.

by T.F. Norman October 16, 2008