Minimum wage

Minimum wage is the group of people that u claim friends and fuck with hard.

Example:only minimum wage 😒

David:Hy are we friends

Morgan:yea your in my minimum wage

by Triphy or triphyness October 21, 2019

Minimum Wage

A law put in place to defend restaurant workers and convenience store workers from union-busting tactics spearheaded by republicans and corporate lobbyists that requires them to pay their employees a living wage.

They want to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour

by Kersplooch January 31, 2021

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

Minimum Wageitis

The lost of will to work for terrible undeserving pay knowing a job with better pay awaits.

I can't wait to start my new job as I now have minimum wageitis with my current job.

by IXI J CoRe IXI December 18, 2012

Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories

Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Minimum sexual age

3

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.

by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020