Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.

Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.

by StinkPickle December 1, 2009

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mingeburns

The term used to describe sideburns which resemble pubic hair.

Whoa, that guy's mingeburns are thick as a forest!

by Princess SweetPea October 27, 2011

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minge-infringe

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"

by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011

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minge lover

A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.

'The minge lover rolled a fat one'

by Minge lovers curry night August 10, 2017

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Mingeivitis

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.

I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

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