Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015

happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.

"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006

Mindsync

When one has the exact same thoughts as another, at the same time.

Their minds are in sync with each other.

When you look at someone and know they're thinking the same thing as you.
Or when you say something at the exact same time as someone else.

Mindsync!

by xAnne January 5, 2011

Mays Monday

A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.

OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

by Pfkninenines September 11, 2009

cheap monday

A day following an expensive weekend where one has little money to use on monday.

I cant go and get lunch, I spend all my cash over the weekend and I'm having a cheap monday!

by Kenan F April 18, 2008

mad monday

an australian tradition whereby the day after a rugby/rugby league last game of the season (usually monday) when players go out and get as drunk as possible.

On Sunday, after the broncos lost to the dragons to be knocked out of the finals, mad monday fever kicked in to drown their sorrows.

by drunk footy fan September 13, 2010

Funday Monday

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.

Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.

by Jash9 March 4, 2011