A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.
"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.
by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017
by sofia joke December 26, 2016
A group of self entitled group of people who are lazy, have no ambition, and are easily offended by jokes making fun of them. Oh and they don't know how to use a can opener.
by Schnacky December 3, 2016
Smug know-betters with second hand internet opinions and identity issues. When asked to explain they get angry because their thoughts have no foundation.
by pseudosomeone February 22, 2017
A millennial cycle is equal to 1000 years. The oldest millennial at this point in time (December 30, 2016) should be 16 years of age. Since the turn of the century in 1999 to 2000 started a new millennia. People that state 1980 - 1999 births are the millennial generation is mistaken.
by randbo December 31, 2016
This millennial thinks guns should be banned but doesn’t understand that if that happens government will take over
by Cumdrunk October 30, 2019
The belief of sales, marketing, and advertising professionals that the Millennial demographic represents a completely unique group of consumers and as such, entirely new approaches must be adopted. Even if the product you are trying to sell is intended for a completely different demographic, such as Depends Adult diapers.
I tried to explain to the Creative Director that the hipster didn't represent our customer demographic, but she's got a bad case of millennialitis.
by Henkitime January 16, 2017