middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."

Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.

by JaRoy October 19, 2011

middle finger and thumb

Typically means "Fuck me" when the middle finger by itself me "Fuck you"

You: "you're such an ass *middle finger and thumb*" Partner: "if you insist <3"

by Taytortthott July 13, 2020

Upside Down Middle Finger

If someone gives you a upside middle finger it means they want to fuck

Hey Rebecca! *Upside Down Middle Finger*

by SSSTTTDDDSSS March 7, 2020

middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

chinese middle finger

What the white kids do to the smart Chinese kid when they lose at Kahoot

Timmy: dang chang beat me again at kahoot, I’ll show him. HEY CHANG
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*

by Cocoa Waffles January 13, 2021

Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.

"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008