Middle finger erection 

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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Middle finger erection by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Middle Finger Promise 

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

Middle Finger Promise by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

Middle Finger Discount 

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

Middle Finger Discount by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

middle finger ring

The middle finger is where you put a ring that you don't want to be affiliated with anything.
People wear them to look fly while flipping people off.
If it's black it's a symbol of asexuality.
It has archaic symbolism with Saturn.
It has nothing to do with homosexuality. Gays wear rings on their thumbs for oil checks.

Person 1: "Why are they wearing a middle finger ring?"
Person 2:"I don't know Brenda, why don't you fucking ask them?"

middle finger ring by ItsBubsBud September 4, 2019

Middle finger swagger

A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.

Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.

Middle finger swagger by Unconventionally fucked March 6, 2021

middle finger ring

A ring worn on the middle finger is often used in the lesbian and gay community to hint at their sexual orientation.

Ellen: Oh, do you see that girl over there? She’s super attractive, I hope she’s gay.

Kate: Well she is wearing a middle finger ring. Let’s hope she knows about its meaning.

middle finger ring by nabokovellen October 16, 2018

middle finger boi 

The one who swears

Hi, puts middle finger up* Middle finger boi

middle finger boi by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020