Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap

A genre of music performed by middle class kids, who play acoustic guitar whilst rapping. Often performed outdoors, and first pioneered in Essex in the early 2010s.
Can be abbreviated to MCAGR .

Wow you should check this great Middle Class Acoustic Gangster Wrap group they're really something.

by Tousef May 31, 2011

Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.

He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.

by Bartholemew Handycam Pistachio February 20, 2025

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot

"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021

sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.

For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"

by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014

Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.

A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.

by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020