meattle

A needle made of meat, also used in reference to a thin penis, ie. Needledick.

I just want to go home and beat my Meattle.

by MeattleMatt August 4, 2023

the mette

Stabbing a friend with a pencil.

"She stabbed me with a pencil, it stings. One could say she did "the mette""

by KongHamann December 13, 2016

Armani Mette

Really intelligent breed that is know as the HORSE

Wait is that the HORSE Armani Mette!!

by Savage 17 December 1, 2021

Coy Mittle Wit' It

1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011

Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009

Mentle

1. (adj) To be horselike in looks, and have the personality of a shaven kiwi fruit.

2. To be somebody who fails; aka- Stupid, pungent smelling, and unattractive.

3. To be like Tim (PitbullRypien1)

1. That person over there is really Mentle.

2. That Mentle person over there is completely retarded in every way.

3. PitbullRypien1 is very Mentle.

by Crimson_Omen January 12, 2012

Metteo

A funny, intelligent, funny, dirty minded person. Anyone who is lucky enough to meet a Metteo will have their lives changed forever. Metteos are usually brown eyed. They are definitely dirty. Said to be good in bed. And I your not careful you can break the heart of a Metteo.

Omg that's Metteo he's so funny

by loveswag85 March 31, 2015