Metrophobic

Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.

Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.

by lkajsdfoiduo October 20, 2007

Manophobia

The fear of growing body hair, staying at college over the weekend, spending anytime with guys on the floor, looking at hot girls, looking at girls of any kind, also the need to pleasure oneself to My Name Is Earl.

He is such a tool he has such Manophobia.

by Chappy Wifey McBeaty III January 28, 2010

Matzophobia

The large fear of Matzah. Being afraid of yeast-lacking-bread.

He had matzophobia, so he could not join his girlfriend's family for their Passover Seder.

by matzahgirl April 7, 2009

metrophobic

A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.

What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!

by keekee December 8, 2003

mofophobia

thats when someone iz scared of been called a mofo

that lil dude is a mofophobia

by tbounce May 12, 2006

mephobia

typically associated with being unimaginably awesome to the point where everyone will die because of it

This guy Bailey has mephobia never knew I would die like this

by qwertyuiop3214 December 22, 2020

monophobia

the fear of getting no bitches

you probably suffer from monophobia

by jack pile November 2, 2022