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metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.
"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."
by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007
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Camp Metigoshe

the most wonderful place on earth, where one escapes reality from as little as twenty four hours to as long as years at a time, only those so fortunate to have experienced it themselves know the true meaning of the place and what happens there
Imagine the place you've ever felt most accepted, most free to be yourself, somewhere you feel completely at peace, a place you would always love to be. then multiply it by about 100,000... that is what Camp Metigoshe is like
by CJ Tealetti September 2, 2010
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it is the way 'mericans learn about maps and shit, since 'merica is the center of the universe.
Harland Williams is the leading expert in 'Merican meography.
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mentogasm

When you look at a video/picture/etc. of your fetish but only stare at it and blush instead of masturbating.
Memento had a mentogasm. His fetish was so strong that he didn't need to stimulate himself. He only had to look at it.
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melogence

Melogence is a made up word , used by only the most terrifyingly stupid.
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metonut

A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.
Retard 1: Something funny
Retard 2: I choked on 50003988287 metonuts!
by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020
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metGTX

person 1: IS THAT METGTX OMG HES HACKING
by QJay April 27, 2021
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