1.Drummer Lars Ulrich and lead singer James Hetfeild of heavy metal group Metallica, presented in a short cartoon by Camp Chaos (campchaos.com) as police officers who hunt Napster users attempting to steel their music. (2000)
One of several "Napster Bad" cartoons which portray the members of Metallica as unintelligent, greedy, and technologically incompetent and pawns of the recording industry. Arguably, the truly greedy parties in this ordeal were Napster users themselves who wanted something (copyrighted music) for nothing (free).
No millionaires (or their finances) were harmed in this dilemma, all are still filthy rich.
2. (based on the above definition) Individuals who exhibit a hilariously delusional perceived position of authority. A very silly vigilante.
One of several "Napster Bad" cartoons which portray the members of Metallica as unintelligent, greedy, and technologically incompetent and pawns of the recording industry. Arguably, the truly greedy parties in this ordeal were Napster users themselves who wanted something (copyrighted music) for nothing (free).
No millionaires (or their finances) were harmed in this dilemma, all are still filthy rich.
2. (based on the above definition) Individuals who exhibit a hilariously delusional perceived position of authority. A very silly vigilante.
1.If you download sanitarium.mp3 with your Napster machine over the interweb, the Metallicops will come to your house and slap you silly.
2.Josh hand cuffed me for eating cold pizza with a spoon, he is such a Metallicop. Who does he think he is? The pizza police?
2.Josh hand cuffed me for eating cold pizza with a spoon, he is such a Metallicop. Who does he think he is? The pizza police?
by TomDubya January 22, 2007
Get the Metallicops mug.Term used to describe usually young, newbie fans of Metallica that have just listened to their latest albums and pretend to know all about the band when they actually don't.
Jay: I think Rob Trujillo is the best bassist Metallica has ever had!
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt
Bob: Jay, you're such a Metallicunt
by medicalmechanica February 14, 2010
Get the metallicunt mug.A degrading term for someone who remains at least partially loyal to the ideals of heavy metal - drinking, smoking, recreational drug use, destruction of property (minimal and symbolic rather than premeditated and routine),and attraction to women. Some of these are optional but the last one is mandatory. Our forefathers of metal laid down these simple rules, because they knew what was best for the next generation.
-John, you act like a typical metaloid
-Oh yeah? And you go to med school because your mom and dad had the bucks! I thought we made a pact to stay anti-social for as along as we're buds.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean that if you're into metal (which I totally support) you can't have a decent job, a mortgage, a family, etc.
-I know that! I have a decent job too. But guess what Barry? You don't deserve any of this shit! You're a slave to the matrix! And I'm not, so maybe I should be on the receiving end of all that crap. Okay? Now piss off, I'm late for my chiro.
-Oh yeah? And you go to med school because your mom and dad had the bucks! I thought we made a pact to stay anti-social for as along as we're buds.
-Yeah, but it doesn't mean that if you're into metal (which I totally support) you can't have a decent job, a mortgage, a family, etc.
-I know that! I have a decent job too. But guess what Barry? You don't deserve any of this shit! You're a slave to the matrix! And I'm not, so maybe I should be on the receiving end of all that crap. Okay? Now piss off, I'm late for my chiro.
by FrankZappa February 15, 2008
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Get the Metallica mug.There is no definition but "awesome!" they've sold fuck loads of albums, they still fuckin rock the stage live (ST ANGER tour ruled) and still produce good music to the day! (i'd like to clarify that i do like Megadeth aswell, there is no need for the bickering considering megadeth have released fuckin loads anyway!) James Hetfield is God! Kirk is Brilliant, Rob is Fuckin Raw! Lars is short! hahaha that little dane fuckin rules too! "Metal God" bless you Dave Mustaine aswell for releasin more metal (it means more CD's you little moanin bastards!)
Battery, One , Creeping Death, Dyers Eve, Fade to Black, Nothing Else Matters, Seek and Destroy, Master of Puppets, Sanitarium, Disposable Heroes! it goes on i might aswell list the whole list but u don't wanna read all of it you'd rather listen to Metallica!
by Chris Knight August 22, 2005
Get the metallica mug.Also known as Godsmack, a post-grunge alternative metal band known for ripping off Metallica. Vocalist Sully Erna sings as if doing a bad James Hetfield impression and steals song names and ideas from Metallica albums. Godsmack's newest album contains two songs with identical titles as Metallica tracks, "Bleeding Me" (from Load) and "Temptation" (a St. Anger b-side). Blatantly ripped off from Metallica is Godsmack's "The Enemy", with an uncanny resemblance to "Sad But True" (The Black Album). Ironically, the lyrics in this song relate to a cheap, sub-standard mockery of an original. Sully sings "I know, everbody knows you're tryin' to be like me... but even at your best as a man you couldn't equal half of me." Maybe James should have written that song about Sully.
Any Metallica fan listening to Godsmack will burst out in laughter when they see the obvious mimicry.
Any Metallica fan listening to Godsmack will burst out in laughter when they see the obvious mimicry.
Metallica let Godsmack open for them on the "Madly in Anger With You Tour" '04 to make themselves look like gods in comparison. Godsmack was just Metallica Jr.
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 20, 2006
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