merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

merry pringles

1. The holiday saying of Pringles's chips. Also a retarded way of doing a pun. I mean, you could have done Merry Crispmas or something idk.

"Look at the stupid saying by Pringles," said John, "it's so stupid: Merry Pringles"

by Edgarthecat May 1, 2018

merry poppins

An overly happy female acquaintence who loves to "pop in" unexpectedly.

Merry Poppins dropped in for some cherry poppin'.

by Max Johnson June 11, 2006

Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.

Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!

by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018

Merry men

A bunch of clueless men of average affluence, who have no idea on how to spend the little they have. They are usually seen wearing ugly looking agbadas, and attract only women of low self esteem.

He got a job and decided to become one of the merry men.

These merry men at the clubhouse annoy me.

by Az_D September 23, 2018

merry poppins

a common phrase to wish someone a joyful sex-experience

-Claire and Thomas sure had some merry poppins last night

-hey, I hope you have a merry poppins with your girlfriend tonight

by veiolet da masta February 27, 2011

merry jane

another term for weed,pot,marijuana

"bro u got that merry janeeeeee"
"where tha merry janee be at"

by Thotiana_is_back December 18, 2019