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mersaides

Beautiful, amazing singer, helps others when needed, very kind hearted and cares about people more than herself. Loves animals. She's perfect and amazing and no one is better than her
Mersaides is perfect
by Lexie48 January 17, 2017
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Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...
Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid
by Peachiè October 6, 2020
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mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.
Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.
by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021
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Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side
Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!
by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010
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Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.
Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.
by spanky409 April 10, 2016
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The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid
The Mermaid is gone now.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023
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A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water
Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard
by MMAGuido August 10, 2010
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