Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word

hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble

by The 325 legend April 28, 2021

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012

Markest

best rapper thats preformed with j.cole and soon kid cudi

stupid black name thats spelled wrong

Dawg that nigga is markest

by markest mcgee December 21, 2010

Meresa

Considerate and Kind, willing to help a friend. If betrayed can be very bitter and vengeful.

If you ever need anything, let me know and I will go Meresa on that.

by blondeeeeeeeeee August 20, 2010

merked

To be beaten up. To get knocked out.

yo son, u got straight merked!

by Matt Hawkins August 22, 2005

merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009