fully merked

when you completely own someone so much if they try and do a comeback they look really stupid.

'Is that directed at me, meaning I am weird but I can't admit it? stfu man, im perfectly normal ...'

'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'

FULLY MERKED.

by nickiminajfan2011 May 13, 2011

merkelicious

(adj) To be awesome beyond words. Though it is not quite Fergalicious, it still holds its own in many small cirles of scholars. To see in person look no further than "The Annika"

I think you look so gangsta it is rediculous, but better.
-Merkelicious-

by Todd Glidewell January 30, 2007

merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

by lew$eRonnie January 11, 2012

Merkel

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.

Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 5, 2009

Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010

merheb

Usually a black guy, but was named a really weird arib name. Plays halo, and likes Solja Boy.
Pretty cool, but a nerd at heart.

What a merheb!
Did you see that merheb walking down the street?

by emmerzz! September 28, 2009