mer

word that only a girl who is bestfriends with your girlfriend and is used to piss her off in weird situations.Commonly whispered or used in a low tone of voice.

"MER" u dumb fucker!!

by pappa penpek June 26, 2009

mer

A statement of disbeleif. Or a lack of understanding.

A: I walked through a wall
B: Mer.
A: I did.

by Nathan Mann October 19, 2006

MER

a way of life; everything and anything at anytime. Can be used as a noun,verb,adj, pronoun. originated from the word "merher" see more for details.

"I am mercute" or "i am mer today"(can know meaning by noting facial expression during the course of saying the word)

by merTDP November 8, 2007

Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.

Ronnie is mer slerm!

by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020

g*mer

How r/BanVideoGames says gamer

(Remember, it's actually satire.)

Stop being a nazi g*mer!

-Barbara sent from Microsoft 2000

by MiroslavRD August 1, 2020

mer

a saying used to confuse boyfriends. Said when the girlfriend has nothing else to say and hopes the boy will be at a loss for words.

Kevin: so how are things?
Petra: mer.
Kevin *I have no idea what the hell she means*

by oddellaphant32 October 11, 2011

Mer Popo

Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.

T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.

by Queen Tut January 5, 2011