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Mepstein

A guy with no swagger
Mepstein got no swagger, hes wearing Sepstein jeans
by bunmepstein July 7, 2011
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Mepstein

Some one who loves to smoke cigarettes
Person 1: Mepstein why are you bunning chip?
Mepstein: Because I love it!
by bunmepstein July 12, 2011
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Mehskers

The whiskers that develop after a few days without shaving, commonly because of laziness or just not caring.
My girlfriend told me I should either shave or grow a beard, because my mehskers were annoying her.
by deejinator27 May 14, 2013
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Methsturbation

Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun

A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.

A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.

In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.

Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.

I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)

Man, I'm so sore from all that

Methsturbation.

Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.

I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
by Richard P. Handler December 8, 2015
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Mehsexual

A person who does not derive identity from their sexuality and does not have any particular sexual orientation.
Being up for anything but wanting nothing in particular, she was best described as mehsexual.
by Ochir October 21, 2017
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Mephistopheles

Obey me's newspaper man got stripper heels woah
Idk not much lore but I'm pretty sure he used to date mommy milker man but now mommy milker man like sigma male man :/
Oh man...Mephistopheles can stick his heels up my ass any day.
Woah...This hate article on Lucifer was written by Mephistopheles??
Mephistopheles? The hottie with the HEELS??
by SopNibanofi April 11, 2022
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methstache

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009
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