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Meef Chief

A major "boss" icon. Man of power, wisdom, and ladies. The meef chief finds delight in sushi, soccer, and women. The true Meef Chief is simply known as "J".To become a co-meef chief you must find delight in gnarfing, zorching, and meefing. A meef is a male queef. Another requirment to become a co-meef chief is you must become a MCF member. See the definition of MCF to fully understand what you are gettign your self into. God is with you. You are with the god father, the god of meef, the one and only, THE MEEF CHIEF.
Barrett: Dude now that I gnarfed all night, I can finally be a co meef chief!
Spencer: Congrats, you maggie clit fuck!
by I am the meef chief... April 28, 2009
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brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.
Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?
by Brian Slade August 2, 2011
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Meef

She trusted a meef and lost, losing a couch and her dignity.
by Sheets LeBeef January 2, 2015
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Meef

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef

Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!

The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!

That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021
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Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up
Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
by trixnoir July 17, 2020
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Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”
I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.
by Rivetbear August 6, 2025
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Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.
Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.
by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020
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