snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011

Slut Mechanic

A low down dirty whore. The type of girl that will literally wrap her legs, lips and ass around anything that looks in her direction. Every time said skank farts, queefs, sneezes or coughs she discharges stale jizz from her body. Effects are increased exponentially when there is liquor nearby.

Jeff: Man who's that drunk bitch?
Nick: Who, Karen? Dude, stay away from her! She's a real slut mechanic.
Jeff: Oh shit really?
Nick: Yeah bro, you might as well dip your dick into a bucket of herpes.

by TheJMART February 17, 2010

Sauce Mechanic

Alcoholics who are always out on the piss. Constantly on the sauce having pints and partying . Sauce mechanics might involve the opposite sex using some love.

You're such a sauce mechanic you are my inspiration.

by Carlow wans April 12, 2017

Swansea Mechanic

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

by AIDS gay April 6, 2007

Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.

That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!

by Trades July 30, 2019