mealy

Having a grainy texture.

This watermelon is mealy,and less enjoyable because of it.

by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

plugging a meatloaf

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.

1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.

by Madison J October 18, 2003

mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon L Desmarais December 16, 2008

Meaty Chimney

Term used to describe the female vaginal cavity.

I stuck my bacon brush (penis) up her meaty chimney, and gave it a damn good sweeping.

by The Wrongun July 16, 2008