Mein Kampf

Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.

Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?

Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.

Steiner:Agreed!

*Steiner and Stalin hug*

by Offensive Definitions June 05, 2018

Chow Mein

Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".

I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉

by Thakiso January 11, 2017

MEIN WURST

A way to tell your friend that your wurst got ruined.

HANS, MEIN WURST IST TOTAL GEBURNED

by _GameSweden_ February 09, 2021

Mein Shmeagle

Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy

Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-

by Dr. Sexxxx August 08, 2021

mein Führer

The name most commonly used by adolphin hitlar and is a sign or recognition for his vast achievements despite not getting into art school

Person 1. Do you know who Mein Führer is?

Person 2. Ah yes the guy who found them in ze attic

by The Dee oh G×2 January 06, 2022

mein kampf

egotistical transcript of one mans stuggle against the oppression of himself. written by mr adolph hitler AKA da' furher its a rambling of nonsensical pseduo political bullshit wherein mr hitler tries to pass blame on why nobody wants to play football with him.

mein kampf the bible for skinz and morons

by da original playa May 28, 2006

Mein Kamf

The holy word of God in the same collection as the guide to life, the communist manifesto

Person 1: Hey man have you been reading your daily scriptures?
Person 2: Hell yea dude, mein kamf rules!
Person 1: Papa Adolf is always right

by Body Colon November 15, 2018