Mahoney cannoe 

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo

The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.

Mahoney cannoe by Lethalbutters December 12, 2023

Mahoneyposting 

To discuss missed homework in Mahoney's class, or to Discuss the topic of Mahoney. Can be working in conjunction with Clarkebait , to assemble the mythical "Clarkebait Mahoneyposting"

Charlie - "I missed my homework"

Peter - "Stop the mahoneyposting! You'll get her attention!"

Mahoney - "Did you boys complete exercise 4I"

Mahoneyposting by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Johny Mcconey 

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

Johny Mcconey by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017

michael mahoney 

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

michael mahoney by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Brendan Mahoney 

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

Brendan Mahoney by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Clarkebait Mahoneyposting 

When Clarkebait and Mahoneyposting are used in conjunction, both will be summoned, and an epic fight of the gods will commence.

Ethan - "Clarkebait mahoneyposting, there, I said it."

Clarke - "HEY!"

Mahoney - "Did you complete that homework"

Fighting

Clarkebait Mahoneyposting by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Zara O Mahoney 

A nice girl.

The word Zara O Mahoney comes from the urban household defined as a nice girl

Zara O Mahoney by Lucy727462 April 20, 2021