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The dude who is definetly HOT and really good in da bedroom. He says he with you and only you but in reality, he is just using you and lying out his ass to you.
He will wine and dine you--OOOPS he forgot his wallet and he take care of it when you get home. He professes his LOVE for you and swears all the other chicks are just friendS.
All the while, they each think they are his only woman. McHoney is definetly a nice dude to look at but he just like playing with fire. He will burn you and damn it hurts!!!
Foxy: I think I jus met "the one"!!!
LeeLee: Just make sure he isn't a McHoney.
McHoney by YumYums3 April 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Whitey McHonkypants 

A white person so incredibly white that he transcends the very whiteness of white.
Bill Gates: a true Whitey McHonkypants.
Whitey McHonkypants by Igglebix October 16, 2005

Stoney Mcboney 

a big time stoner
some one that is always high
Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009
adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
Mahoney by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011
An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.
"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."
Mahoney by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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