A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.
by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012
Sandra and her family ate McDonald's everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner for a year. They all now have diabetes!
by JewishDolphin December 09, 2007
A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.
by Kythdsifek June 29, 2005
The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.
See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.
by Lancaster's Second Finest August 12, 2011
by A2P July 10, 2005
People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.
by AYB May 17, 2003
I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack
by Robbo14981 November 08, 2019