A sweet, smart, caring young man with mad ninja skills who will always be there for you when you need him. He gives great advice, but is happy to let you make your own decisions. While he may get protective of the people he cares about, it is only because they mean so much to him. An invaluable friend and even better boyfriend, a Mitchell McCosker will prove to be one of the greatest people you will ever know.
Girl 1: about getting asked out by a boy I was so unsure, I mean he's been my friend for ages. I don't want to mess that up.
Girl 2: So you turned him down?
Girl 1: Heck no! He's a real Mitchell McCosker and I'm not stupid.
Girl 2: So you turned him down?
Girl 1: Heck no! He's a real Mitchell McCosker and I'm not stupid.
by xXFallenCupidXx September 6, 2011
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Bob: Go on fella, get the beers in, i got the last 18 rounds
John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month
Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!
John: F#@k off i bought you a pint last month
Bob: You tight fisted McConkey!!
by Will_I_Am November 16, 2012
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(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.
(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."
(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."
(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.
(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.
(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.
(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.
(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.
(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.
(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.
by J.Bro January 9, 2006
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Wow! I heard Macocka had a crazy weekend...it seems she got wasted thursday through sunday and hooked up with that Abercrombie and Fitch model. Impressive.
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Get the McCockFight mug.I went to MickyD's at 2 am but decided to leave when I saw the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and would take my order.
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