manhole

Something that a blonde in a skimpy skirt would go over to try to impress a guy (the guys usally tend to be named Oliver).

Darbi: Did you see Shelly in the streets yesterday trying to impress Oliver?
Nick: Yea, her dumbass didn't know that a manhole was hot....
Darbi: haha yeah! The way she screamed made me want to pee my pants!

by GasolinaGasolina January 28, 2009

Mathalete

Definition 1: Someone who is a ninja at maths.

Bill: Dude what's a martingale?

Josh: A martingale is a stochastic process where the expected value of all the future values equals the current value.

Bill: How the fuck do you know this shit!?

Josh: I'm a mathalete.

by The JTC May 25, 2010

metholeptic

"A girl told me I danced like an epileptic on meth" Andy Bellefleur, True Blood - to which we started using the term metholeptic for spazoids.

You dance like a metholeptic. Stop acting like a metholeptic, you're embarassing me.

by bondagebabe April 19, 2010

Minnesota Manhole

Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.

I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing

by heeler July 9, 2007

manhole

n. a male exhibiting exaggerated, stereotypically male, obnoxious behaviour.

"Look at the definition some manhole put in here!"

by cevans December 28, 2005

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

maxhole

A classless individual who can't help looking like a douchebag despite occasional success. The term came into use after Max Hall, quarterback of Brigham Young University, went into a major rant calling University of Utah players and fans "classless" after a BYU victory over Utah on the last play of the game. He also said "I don't respect them, they deserved to lose" and accused Utah fans of pouring beer on his family the previous season. Ironically, game film showed Max Hall taunting and pushing Utah players after BYU won on the final play of the game.

After the narrow victory, the Cougar players behaved like maxholes as they taunted the other team.

by hcneom December 10, 2009