mata lemu

Ass face ((:

You're such a mata lemu

by Crickcracklemmefap August 6, 2017

Mud Marauder

An ass pirate. One who enjoys a little pillaging anal sex. See also ass wrangler, anal spelunker, rump ranger.

My boyfriend is a mud marauder. But I’m not into that.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

matab

Matab is an an arabic female name.
The name means quitting a sin.
One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet.

I had the honour of teaching Matab.

by Tata_ karma December 6, 2018

Macauley

The best looking person around , he’s hot as fuck has a huge dick and is just generally an amazing guy

You’re looking like a bit of a Macauley right now

by _Ight_ May 23, 2018

El Matadore

El Matadore is a spoof, Yorkshire based grime/hip hop artist. His videos are for comedy purposes, and some of the claims he makes whilst talking to the camera back this up.

He is most well known for his Devvo diss that made it onto the Doncaster Chav's website, fat - pie. This prepelled him into the spot light, with a large share of people taking his side in the "beef".

Its subtle humour, but its hilarious! If you are into observational comedies such as The Office, Lead Balloon, and even Alan Partridge, this is for you!

El Matadore - "Being brought up where I'm brought up, (Sheffield), is like a game of dice.... roll for a 1, live life on the street, roll for a 6, (points to himself)... and lifes a bloody treat...."

by Shaun Wonder April 21, 2008

Malaun

Brainless clay worshipping shit skin lowlifes found mostly in the Indian Sub-continent. Their scientific name is Sub-Homo Sapiens

-Shalom goyim, what do you want?

-Sar, can I suck your dick?? Please
-Ahh, a Malaun you are, go fuck off!

by BDchan June 14, 2023

Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005