matabalism

The shape of somthing

What is matabalism? Shape

by The Oxford dictionary associat February 2, 2018

Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

Marabone cow fucker

Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows

Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 25, 2020

Mathboss

Nerd that plays popular games Genshin Impact and frequents anime. Aces all his exams

Mathboss: Coming the Gi?
Mathboss: Y doe da betray?

by Tectone March 27, 2021

Mātaio

A Mātaio is a very nice, patient, and compassionate person. He’s smart, helpful, and super cool. Even though Mātaios can be very talkative, he will listen and understand your perspectives on life. He will always be there for you no matter the circumstances. Although, if you get on his bad side, he will lose his patience with you and break you. But once you get to know him, you and him will become the closest friends.

Person 1: Wow! Mātaio’s amazing, he really helped me with my Science Project last night.
Person 2: Same here! He’s so cool. He even helped me by listening to my troubled life. He gave me really awesome advice that I will never forget.

by coolvibez808 May 4, 2021

Metabolass

A term used to describe someone who can consume large amounts of calories and not gain weight

"What does eating a whole pumpkin pie have to do with this, Metabolass!?"

by Metabolass November 12, 2022

Unconventional Matador

Why fight the bull whe you can ride it?

We salute you, you Unconventional Matador.

by Bachintheussr July 13, 2015