Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.

"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."

by siCks January 11, 2009

Fellatio Martini

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

MARNING

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello", "whats up". It can be used in the marning, afternoon, evening or even late at night. The word originates from a South Indian dialect.

Uncle#1:"Good Marning!"
Uncle#2:"Indeed, it is a good marning!"

by Foundation Fathers August 28, 2006

Sorry for Martying

Expressing an apology after drinking to the point of no return but having a blast while doing so... Enjoyment from those around you may be more at you than with you, but the "martyer" should never worry because it's always more funny the next day.

Person 1: Man, you were wasted and got naked then jumped into a kiddie pool from the roof!

Person 2: Eh, Sorry for Martying.

by The Mac Attack08 April 4, 2010

Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017