March 22nd

March 22nd is the day My Chemical Romance (MCR) broke up. all the emo's cried making their eyeliner run and they weren't o-fucking-kay and they promise that.

Person: it's March 22nd today
Emo: *eyeliner runs* *cries* I know

Person: you okay?
Emo: WE'LL CARRY ON!

by Jacecookmustdie May 3, 2018

March 26

Someone who was born on march 26th is amazing and will be the most important person in your life.

Wow she was born on march 26th? No wonder she's so amazing.

by The pale princess October 16, 2019

March 6

NATIONAL OREO COOKIE DAY. Be ready to observe by having your glass of milk handy as it is National Oreo Cookie Day. This day is recognized across the nation each year on March 6th. The Oreo sandwich cookie is made up of two chocolate disks containing a sweet cream filling and is loved by millions

I love Oreo cookie day which is on March 6! Gonna be the best day ever!!!!!!!!

by Zeebaby01 October 27, 2019

margherita

The most beautiful, understanding and nice person you will ever meet.

She will listen to you, understand you and love you for all you are.

"Hey I met this girl and she's a Margherita!"
"Woah man! Thats amazing! She's a keeper"

by AutumnStar9 September 7, 2016

March 17

A homies birthday instead of a holiday

Bro it’s March 17 and it’s my birthday give a homie love no-homo

by Big juicynut445 October 17, 2019

march 4

if you were born on this day... you win at life!

everyone born on march 4 is awesome

by zugabob October 14, 2019

March 23

Lots of legends were born this day and they generally are cool and hot. Important historical events happened here too for example: 1775, Patrick Henry delivers his famous speech where he declares “Give me liberty or give me death” 1933 March 23 is the day that Hitler got all dictatorial powers.

Friend 1: Hey March 23 is my birthday!
Nerd Friend: Did you know that Hitler got all his dictatorial powers today?
Friend 1:

Nerd Friend:

Friend 1: This is why you are adopted

by MegaMind420360 October 21, 2019