Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

Shirley Manson

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.

Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."

by hannessensens July 22, 2009

bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.

Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!

by KY Kid June 26, 2006

charles manson

A cult leader from the 1960's who is still considered the "most dangerous man in America". Even after his incarceration, his followers still recruit more people to join his cause and there are new members every day.

by Mike August 26, 2003

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson. A.K.A Brian Warner
was born on January 5, 1969
His real name is Brian Warner.(no shit)
He's liked by many and hated by 95% of the Christian commuinty.
What pisses me off is those dudes who go "OmG LiEk MaRiLyN MaNsOn Is TeH RaWk"
Anyways,Marilyn Manosn is a very intelligent individual and is a certified painter.

He is known for his contreversial topics.I personally believe it's just a stage persona. There are protests at almost all of his shows. I respect him as an artist and like a couple of his song's. His band's current album is their Greatest Hit compilation named :Lest We Forget.

Marilyn Manson Says...
"I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference."

by Oscar Sanchez September 15, 2005

cuban mayonnaise

A mixture of semen and fecal matter.

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.

by mastodon64 March 14, 2015