manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

by bkrj January 11, 2014

Maned Wolf

The maned wolf isn't a deer, wolf, or fox! It is an omnivore. It is not a social animal and does not live in a pack.

A: OH MY GOD A FOX!
B: That's a-
A: NO IT'S A WOLF!
B: actually it's-
A: NO I'M WRONG IT'S A DEER
B: IT'S A MANED WOLF *-*

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

fiery maned temptress

An attractive female with red hair.

I was seduced by the fiery maned temptress.

by vgfatboy August 27, 2013

Macho Manned

A finishing move in sex during which the man exclaims “ooohhhh yeah” in a gruff voice.

My date last night was lame. At the end he Macho Manned me as his finishing move. Meh.

by Fuckfuckery September 1, 2019

Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."

by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020

Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.

My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.

by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020

C Maxed

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.

Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.

by a broken toaster October 26, 2020