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Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)
Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman
by SI Crew August 28, 2009
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Strawberry Moustache

The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.
I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!
by JadeGreenChris July 24, 2010
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manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012
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Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.
Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?
by thunderbash June 27, 2011
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shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
by brewlio May 11, 2007
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Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.
Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.
by FreshBooks March 13, 2008
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