manpose

When a man sees a woman doing some type of physical activity and assumes she cannot complete the task alone and therefore interferes.

I can easily carry the groceries myself, but he manposed anyways.

I don't want to manpose, but. ..

by lcapple23 March 11, 2017

Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.

Don’t be a fucking manpon

by The real manpon April 22, 2019

Manpon

A foam attachments for a barbell or a piece of exercise equipment that protects a persons back when lifting weights. This is used when someone can not handle the pressure from the weight.

When Chad and Brad load 145 lbs on the bar for a back squat, they must first locate the Manpon to install on the barbell to protective their fragile backs from the bar.

by Urbologist July 30, 2019

Manpon

A ballsack shaped pad made for soaking up all sweat when ur sweating ur balls off

Mrs. Teacher, I need a manpon

by Ethan.tha.great August 3, 2019

Manpon

A rolled up pair of bikini briefs or fashion briefs used to insert in the anus after anal intercourse. A manpon is meant to sop up any lube or spunk and enjoy a good naked all-male snuggle.

Adam and Steve had a romantic evening. After sex, Steve inserted a manpon so they could spoon without a wet spot on the bed. Adam needed to borrow a pair of briefs as a result.

by KilgoreTrout2019 January 26, 2024

Manpon

When There is leftover toilet paper in your butt. This is a Manpon!!

You have a Manpon

by 0netimeinbandcamp November 15, 2025