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Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.
John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020
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Meatopause

Meatopause is one step after meat sweats and is primarily caused by eating an overabundance of meat.
Symptoms are similar to menopause (hot flashes, nightsweats, constipation) but will decrease over time.
"That guy from Man vs Food is suffering from Meatopause."
by krisw January 23, 2013
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Mitopause

Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an extended vacation? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause.

Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. The good news is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study male pattern baldness?
Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
I’m a Spoonie with CFS/ME - self diagnosed with mitopause - and need a mito cocktail!
by DrSpoonie April 19, 2019
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manopausal

when a guy acts like he's on his period or is really pmsy
Girl: Hey Jeff, whatsup?
Jeff: Nothing much, hbu?
Girl: OH just met this awesome guy.
Jeff: WOW CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP. JEEZ YOU KNOW THAT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH. *walks away

Girl: wow he is manopausal today.
by coldplayerlover September 26, 2010
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menapause

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause
by Bob thim le May 20, 2018
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menopause

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause
by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006
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Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks
My mom has menopause
by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020
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