Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009

manitoba backwash

The little shit particles that fly out of you toilet onto the wall after flushing. More common after a full night of drinking Hand sanitizer and Rez wine.

I told my cousin to scrub his Manitoba backwash off the wall.

by Donytellanyone April 23, 2022

Manitoba Motor-boat

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022

Manitoba Mantooth

When someone shows their massive penis through acts like washing a plate, or doing laundry.

Man, Kyle Really is a Manitoba mantooth for taking out the garbage. He must have a 13 inch penis!!

by Danny DeVito for president November 4, 2019