Any follow-up ass wiping that is loosely associated with a prior shit. Primarily to make sure the ass is completely clean before leaving the homestead and going out to locations where bathrooms might not be as available or as user friendly as you’d prefer them to be. Also useful to clean swamp ass.
Father Jimbo will be ready to go to the bar as soon as he makes one more phonecall and does a maintenance wipe.
by Father Jimbo February 16, 2010
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Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.
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Spanish Basque name for girls. Means "bringer of love". Other variations: Maitetxu, Maitetina, Maitena. Also, short for (nickname) Maria Teresa.
by Tessi Martirez November 2, 2009
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"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
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by Kevin Thompson January 11, 2004
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