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They aren't prostitutes, more like female pimps who in many countries their main job is to provide women for men. They pretty much find or gather prostitutes and "sell" them.
My mother-in-law was a madam (literally).
by SARA1 December 29, 2009
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mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
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mandalize

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.
by timmy January 20, 2005
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mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"
"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"
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Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
by Revfin May 11, 2011
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Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
by DLMandard August 22, 2012
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