Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
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The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.
The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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A Prick sometimes mistaken for the head of a cock. More often a fuckstick dickwad that has nothing else to do but write work instructions for his fat ass not breast having, fat ass kid, stoopid son, and r-tard self. Often enjoys reading meaningless books, and wasting time holding social meetings with complete strangers that he pays to listen to him. Sometimes spoken to as a cocksucker that loves filthy sanchez fingers in his mouth. Also known as a pervert in which likes to suck the pee pee off of young boys balls
Dude, your such an Al Plant Manager, you need to have a coat hanger ran up your pee hole, twisted around, kicked in the balls and then thrown off a 287 storie building
by Scotty Jay March 6, 2009
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1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
Get the Carlson School of Management mug.A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
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employee: but...
manager: you're fired. now get back to work.
employee: but...
manager: you're fired. now get back to work.
by Jack Cough December 26, 2008
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