Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Motorboat Malone

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.

I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021

Mahoney

An unnaturally endowed man. Having male genitalia comparable to that of a horse.

"I am not sure I can have a second date with that girl, her last boyfriend was a real mahoney."

by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013

manoney

a small person. usually female. cool as shit, until you piss her off. likes tool. likes zoolander.

everything manoney loves dies.

by amanda hardcore July 18, 2008

masonesque

1. To be conceded, bossy and seemingly in charge
2. To put your needs and wishes above all others

Tom: Hey Katie, did you catch that band that played for an hour and fifteen minutes last Saturday?

Katie: Yeah, I can't believe they played so long! They were totally masonesque.

by Riley Adams August 22, 2006

MAMOTE

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MAMOTE

MAMOTE MAMOTE MAMOTE

-M.

by Aquatic_animations10 October 19, 2020

Mayonetic

A literal Jar of Mayonaise.

" Mayonetic is a funny youtuber."

by Ok53672 May 22, 2021