A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.
Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.
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A girl who goes to a mall to prowl for guys or girls to hook up with. She may hookup just for fun or in exchange for clothes, ipod, cd's, and other goodies. Reasons that a mall is better than a club: (1)More people to choose from (2)Much safer environment (3)Clubs are too dark and noisy (4)Don't have to be 21 (5)Malls are usually closer too home (6)It's the perfect cover for what she's really shopping for (7)Combine two favorite things - shopping n sex (8)No cover charge (9)Easier to get there n back (10)Better food
by Jason A26 April 10, 2006
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Has a fabulous food court with 5 eateries, Taco bell, 2 Asian eateries, that pizza place no one can pronounce, and Arby's.
*Also known by the locals as Ghetto Town Mall
Has a fabulous food court with 5 eateries, Taco bell, 2 Asian eateries, that pizza place no one can pronounce, and Arby's.
*Also known by the locals as Ghetto Town Mall
Dude lets head up to Midway Mall, my gurl is there.
Man me and Cody EMO go to midway mall every day to just hang out.
I always smoke joints behind midway mall.
Man me and Cody EMO go to midway mall every day to just hang out.
I always smoke joints behind midway mall.
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